In the battle between you and the universe....bet on the bugs.

You know what this picture needs? More bugs.

Tonya prepares to humiliate Jason in a game of bloodbowl.

The classic bug onslaught never gets old.

How hard could it be to kill 3 measly bugs? Well, the FIRST three are easy...it's the 997 pouring through the hole behind them that make it hard.

More bugs. Man, I just love bugs.

So you've got 3 hits, and you're going to wound on a 2+, but then donn slips you the loaded dice...

"Drop your weapon. You have 15 seconds to comply."

Everybody runs from Penelope, if they have brains in their heads. Think that's funny? Well, if you were suddenly confronted by a 6 meter tall bug that was intent upon tearing your limbs off, I bet you'd run, too. The queen eats tanks for breakfast. She snacks on skimmers. You know how she thinks of armored motorcycles and walkers? Popcorn.

Donn's latest attempt to screw everybody by surprise was the gigantasaurus, a dinosaur that likes classical music, long walks on the beach, and eating terminators whole.

...and here we have James and Greg showing off their day-glo Gucci rocket launchers, the latest in men's fashion. Shoes by Prada.

Again, the ever-photogenic Jason figures prominently in a picture. Yes! Pout for me, Jason! The camera loves you, baby!

OrcaCola is a delicious cola beverage which is completely original and bears absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to any other cola beverage, alive or dead.

Lessee...looks like some stunty dwarfs and some stunty rats. Or possibly circus entertainers. Hell, I can't make heads or tails out of this picture. Look, a house!

This otherwise excellent picture of Jason was ruined by the camera's auto-focus mechanism which, unfortunately, selected the subject nearest the camera to focus on. Bummer.

Not shown in this picture is the absolute darkness which covers the entire scene. Just use your imagination.

Here we have a picture of the Sisters putting the beat down on a pair of rocks. Go get 'em, gals!

More day-glo rocket launchers. Suit by Gianni Manzoni.

A smug look like that means only one thing: "I'm winning, and YOU are NOT. Sucker."

Well, actually, it might mean "You may have won this round, but the battle is far from over. Also, I slashed your tires. Sucker."

Jason hogs the spotlight once again. I swear, he must have just parked in front of the camera all night. Furrfu.

Here we see Paddywhack hanging back for a few minutes while the Sisters overextend themselves. Not shown in this picture is Ed, who was undoubtedly chortling to himself in delight whilst polishing his monacle.